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02/26/2005: "Wardrobe Function"


I have tickets to the final Knicks game of the season. The way things are going, I may need some help figuring out what to wear.

Option 1:
Dolan Sucks

Option 2:
Isiah Thomass

Option 3:
A paper bag on my head

Options 1 and 2 would cost $59.99 off the NBA Store website, while Option 3 would be free.

Somebody really does need to do Option 1 or 2. I just can't see myself spending sixty bucks on this. Or wearing a paper bag. So, I'll just go and boo.

Replies: 2 Comments

on Friday, March 4th @ 9:05 AM EST, DAD said

Gotta go with #1. First, it's the right message and the most pointed. Get in front of a TV camera and you might make a local news sportscast. Also, I'd like to see how you handle the rejection by the NBA Store of a shirt blaspheming one of the league owners.

on Friday, March 4th @ 5:59 PM EST, Jesse Spector said

Well, the NFL has names you can't use, as exposed in this story:
http://outsports.com/nfl/2005/0301nflshopnaughtywords.htm

I don't know about the NBA. Still, I'm not spending that kind of money.

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